real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.
Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!
by bitchuck September 14, 2024
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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The real M.A.T.

A man who is searching for a path to follow looking towards the Heavens searching for guidance, an ugly mother fucker who found love but can not obtain it, fighting an inner war with himself, trying to live in the present with a dark future and trying to forget the past. An MC who mind is twisted and insane. Big Dreams but has doubt if they can ever be obtained.
The real M.A.T. like a ghost wandering the subways while fighting himself..will he ever find peace..who is the real M.A.T.
-This shit is trade mark of Jinh productions-
by Jinh April 06, 2005
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up2panda real

sexy
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rich
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poor
lwa chairman
sbw certified jobba
sex monster
that dude is so sexy, it totally must be up2panda real!
by corey jersey real October 23, 2022
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Won't use his real name

Do you not already know my real name or what?
Cueball "But he won't use his real name!"

Hym "Do you know my real name? The people I work with know I'm Hym. You likely already KNOW my real name. If you REALLY wanted me to use my real name I WOULDN'T HAVE A FUCKING CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I officially give anyone who wants to use my real name permission to do so. You have my full consent. But you're not going to do it because that isn't the actual issue. Me not using my name has nothing to with why you're allowing people to falsify a mental illness. This is exactly the kind of shit that gets people lobotomized. Your choices are between stay quiet, allow this to continue regardless of what happens as a consequence OR speak up, put a stop to it before it happens to someone for whom you actually have sympathy. Did you know some kid killed himself after sympathizing with one of the characters in one of the shows about me? Platinum end? So there's 1. At least. I take full credit. This didn't have to be this way and now a child is dead. Go look up the article. I'm not making it up. Go look. You and the other atheist are starting to look like nothing more than intellectual elitists who seek to manufacture the authority left in the absence of God. Go fuck yourself."
by Hym Iam August 03, 2023
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real team

A team that has a genuine chance of winning the title/premiership usually determined early to mid season and usually consist of the top 4 teams in the competition.
Real Madrid are a Real Team in the next tournament
by Dictionareuyyyyyyyyyyyy June 03, 2017
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Oh, that's real nice

What the fish from spongebob says when he opens the toilet to find spongebob in there
Fish Guy: *opens toilet to find spongebob*
Fish Guy: Oh, that's real nice.....
by banditboogaloo July 26, 2022
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