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Horse

This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
mugGet the Horsemug.

Dying Horses

The act of 2 people who just finished fucking and are both having their arms and legs up
Hi, are these dying horses? no its my parents.
by germanjimmygiver August 11, 2019
mugGet the Dying Horsesmug.

A four horse day

A four horse day could mean a couple things, depending on who is speaking.

For example, it could mean:
"It's a very busy day at work"
Or
"It's nice to have so much free time to ride my horses"

A popular saying in the 20's, it had disappeared for several decades but has been making a comeback in recent years.
I can come out for one more, but I've got a four horse day tomorrow so I want to hit the hay before too late.

Man, I've been working so hard lately, can't wait for Sunday, it'll be a real four horse day!
by AmateurJuggler February 18, 2024
mugGet the A four horse daymug.

Horse Cock Fucker

A woman who loves zoophilia with horses.
That woman who fucked horses, was a nasty horse cock fucker.
by MST3K I like November 11, 2021
mugGet the Horse Cock Fuckermug.

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