The place that nobody knows and nobody wants to know. It is so much drama that even the teachers get into it. Where all the athletes think they are the shit until they graduate, and can barely make it into a D3 school, posting "throwbacks" of their "glory days" on Instagram. Where walkertown girls become mommies faster than they get their high school deploma, only to realize they were impregnated but their third cousin. Sheetz is where it's at, whether you are getting some gas or smoking it. The only place where you actually get into trouble for having school spirit, but who can blame them, the only team who is actually good it their XC team and NOBODY cares about that! All in all its a great place to be stuck with the same people for four years, or for most- longer.
Jim Bob: Walkertown High School lost another basketball game tonight.
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!
Mary Sue: At least everyone kept their shirt on this time!
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Get the mile high club mug.Basically the backup school for Asians and Jews if they don't make it to BCA. The architects of this school were probably drunk cause the building's one bigass floor. The high school is well known for the bathroom party couple years back.
A: Did u make it to BCA??
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me
B: No, still stuck in Cresskill High School
A: Ur parents must be pissed at u...
B: They abandoned me
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Girls from 7th grade be lookin like Hoes
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Teachers be flexin on kids
Girls from 7th grade be lookin like Hoes
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Teachers be flexin on kids
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Get the I'm going high! mug.A high school in south east Wisconsin, that is known for athletics and academics. but it is also know for having one of the highest student to AirPods ratio in the world.
Dang that homestead high school kid just cut me off in his brand new jeep, he must not have herd me honk with his AirPods In
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