Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.

A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.

by Theropod X April 26, 2011

Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole

Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby

by cashlic September 22, 2021

Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy

Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye

by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010

Ghetto bidet

when your taking a big shit, and it hits the toilet water and then, the water splashes your a-hole. (Just like a kid cannonballing into the pool)

Dude I just gave myself a ghetto bidet

by _cpek December 08, 2017

Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.

Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.

by NimbleFruitJube May 28, 2024

Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.

Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!

by Finkykuck November 22, 2016

The Ghetto Institute of Technology

Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.

I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3

by TwilitSaenguani July 14, 2022