David

The David is a very strange creature, nonetheless he will be the kindest person you’ll ever meet in your entire life… yup that’s right it’s just basic science. So you wanna have a The David in your collection fo sure, just capture one when you see him and don’t ever let go.

Also he has a very big dick, yes but that goes without saying I mean he’s name is The David.

Girl 1: Dayum gurl was that a David?
Girl 2: pff nah gurl I wish they’re so strange to find
Joe mama: Man I wish I had a David in my life

by DefNotADavid November 23, 2021

david

a person who is not legally named david but is too suspicious to NOT be named david

“you look like a david”

by ollieooop March 16, 2024

David from the Christmas Carol

What has 3 letters, starts with a G, end with a Y, and has an A in the middle?

David from the Christmas Carol is gay

by PionelPessiGhosted February 28, 2024

David

Davids are a vibe, they are dope and very cool.

Dang, David has the vibes.

by Definitely NOT David January 26, 2023

David

sexy yeah boiiiiiiiiiii

~~YES DADDY DAVID OH MAH GAHHH DO IT FASTER!!!~~~

by Bomeo October 5, 2022

David's Curl

a David's Curl is a thin or thick curled strand of hair lying on the face or forehead.

Cassidy: I like that curly little hair strand on your face.
David: Thanks. I like your pigtails
Cassidy: Thanks, btw lets call that curly hair strand a David's Curl.
David: Sure.

by Gorillidus October 21, 2024

On David

the term everyone yells at school for no apparent reason other than the fact that a random freshman is named david.

On David!!!

by giandola December 5, 2018