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.9.Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?.9.
by Adujasty343 July 16, 2025
Get the .9.Who Ordered This Shalashaskahastalavista?!?.9.mug. 9 up is a slang used in Hong Kong. The way to write this slang is Chinese character is "鳩/𨳊/㞗噏" (Use "鳩" instead of "𨳊" or "㞗" because more people understand that, but using English characters "9 up" is still easiest to understand).
The meaning of the slang: to talk bullshit
Explanation: 鳩/𨳊/㞗's literal meaning is "cock" or "dick", but in different context it means different things. In this slang, it means "stupid" or "idiotic". This word in Cantonese (the language/Chinese dialect used in Hong Kong) sounds like 九 in Cantonese, and 九 means 9. This is why the first part of the slang is 9 which means "stupid" or "idiotic". For the second part of the slang, which is "噏", means to state something. The word "噏" is usually used with the context of people stating things that are not 100% true or without real proof. This word in Cantonese sounds like "up" in English, which is why the second part of the slang "up" means to state something not 100% true and without real proof. Combined together, it's to stupidly say something without real proof, aka talking bullshit.
The meaning of the slang: to talk bullshit
Explanation: 鳩/𨳊/㞗's literal meaning is "cock" or "dick", but in different context it means different things. In this slang, it means "stupid" or "idiotic". This word in Cantonese (the language/Chinese dialect used in Hong Kong) sounds like 九 in Cantonese, and 九 means 9. This is why the first part of the slang is 9 which means "stupid" or "idiotic". For the second part of the slang, which is "噏", means to state something. The word "噏" is usually used with the context of people stating things that are not 100% true or without real proof. This word in Cantonese sounds like "up" in English, which is why the second part of the slang "up" means to state something not 100% true and without real proof. Combined together, it's to stupidly say something without real proof, aka talking bullshit.
Cantonese:
香港人 A: 我為人好守信用㗎！我凡事都講得出，做得到
香港人 B: 盲嘅都知你喺度 9 up 啦！成日唔L做好D仆街嘢嘅，咪就係你條撚樣囉！
English translation:
Hong Konger A: I'm a very trustable person! Whatever I say that I would do, I would actually do it no matter what it is.
Hong Konger B: Even blind people know that you're talking bullshit! The one who never fucking does his god damn stuff ,is you! You dick face!
香港人 A: 我為人好守信用㗎！我凡事都講得出，做得到
香港人 B: 盲嘅都知你喺度 9 up 啦！成日唔L做好D仆街嘢嘅，咪就係你條撚樣囉！
English translation:
Hong Konger A: I'm a very trustable person! Whatever I say that I would do, I would actually do it no matter what it is.
Hong Konger B: Even blind people know that you're talking bullshit! The one who never fucking does his god damn stuff ,is you! You dick face!
by blackbuilder7145 May 23, 2022
Get the 9 upmug. The day famous youtuber Matthew Robert Patrick (AKA "Matpat", "Game Theory", "The Game Theorists") will supposedly leave YouTube indefinitely, but not without one final theory to end on.
Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).
And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
Matpat has been making videos since August of 2009 with his first video being Blood Brothers (Scene): Swearing on the Bible. It wouldn't be until two years later where he would make a video advertising the beginning of his Magnum Opus; Game Theory (though later it would be renamed to The Game Theorists, I think). And from this spawned four more channels with those being GTLive (2015), Film Theory (2015), Food Theory (2020), and finally Style Theory (2023).
And after this day, he will simply pass the torch on to someone else who will take over on the channel.
by helloiaminsane January 10, 2024
Get the March 9 2024mug. Jamal's weapon
by Cameran442113 December 30, 2021
Get the 9mug. .9.Wizard Time The Is Banderas Antonio.9.
.9.Wizard Time The Is Banderas Antonio.9.
by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 7, 2025
Get the .9.Wizard Time The Is Banderas Antonio.9.mug. If on January 9th you have someone who follows the criteria of :
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
Being offended by everything
Named Joel
Is a Femboy
Then, according to law (trust me), you are legally allowed to beat the shit out of them
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer January 2, 2023
Get the January 9mug. 
Get the .9.Korwecilop.9.mug.