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High five, show me you’re alive 

An expression you use when you see someone you know down at the shops. This expression was founded in Knoxfield by a local legend, Aaron, who often gets ridiculed for owning the expression.
Random guy at shops: ‘Hey mate’.
Aaron: ‘High five, show me you’re alive’.
Random guy at shops meekly offers hand: ‘Yeah ok’
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I know your name, you're fucked 

What one would say when
A: they have a death note

B: they find a hot character and want them on rule 34
C: what a detective says when he has identified the name of a crook
"It's too late mr president, I know your name, you're fucked"

ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot 

Him: *pounding her*
Her: ah fuck me daddy daddy ahhhhh fuck me aaaaaah your cock is so big please fuck me harder daddy ahhhhh you're so hot

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS 

Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS
Groups are the Pope's main focus, so if you're in a relationship, spend groupS