forum monster

This refers to person or persons that lives off of the forums of a game or games, without actually playing it or them.

forum monster: "Hey, I think that's cool!"
Scrub: "Dude you dont even fucking play"
forum monster ":("

by anonymous September 18, 2016

Mud Monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters”

by Burgchurg September 22, 2021

Cookie Monster

The act of eating out a girl as fast as Cookie Monster eats cookies

I ate her out cookie monster style

by Nutslap3000 November 3, 2020

Hidden Monster

A large piece of shit that gets covered up by the seat cover (behind the toilet); the turd is partially visible through the thin white paper

That hidden monster is gross looking and stinks.
Did you see the hidden monster in the toilet at Burger King?
Fuck! It's a hidden monster!

by THIS-IS-STUPID November 16, 2010

sea monster

Bulls penis. A heifer poker. Also see Sea Monkey.

Look at the size of his sea monster.

by justforfunreallys October 15, 2009

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit

may we all be mud monsters

by definitely not covered in shit September 17, 2021

Lake Erie Monster

Usually in context of a sexual joke, but can be done with simple procedures. Like so - stuff a woman's vagina with Mentos, then using a funnel to pour Coka-Cola, Pepsi, or any other carbonated beverage that will fizz and/or explode within her, watch the show and eat a nice movie snack such as popcorn.

Last night my girlfriend said she wanted a Lake Erie Monster, so I had to restock my cabinet with some pop(soda).

by TheDoc.#Paneti November 27, 2011