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Sam pilkington

Sam is an all round good guy. He’s hardworking, talkative and likes his food. However, he can be a snake at times and also likes to mow your lawn on saturdays. In other words, he is the epitome of a fuck boy. However, at the end of the day he still has time to finish off an extra sushi roll.
Bro, that girl last night said she hooked up with a hot guy but didn’t catch his name.

Bro: yeah hard to tell, could of been Sam Pilkington!
by Twomanyblues46 July 25, 2019
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sam badger

shes rly annoying sometimes and makes you want to commit but she can be a great guy if she buys makeup and takes insta photos. sometimes sam like to go to the phillos to take more insta photos because she is a slut
"oh look its sam badger the slut"
by lambo nigs August 28, 2019
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Dirty Sam

When a crowd of horny, obese, lesbian women decide to find a flagpole. They then proceed to climb up the pole together. When they reach the top, the take a fat shot into each others mouths and cover their entire bodies with the so called shit. After they are completely shitified, they one by one jump off the flagpole into a pile of mud and role play as a pile of dinosaur poop.
Hey guys, I think I just saw some children pulling a dirty Sam.
by Barbieboysmd69420 March 7, 2024
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sam chiavetta

a nice sweet guy that will show u how u should be treated
sam chiavetta is so nice
by finfjbfk444 October 30, 2018
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sam

sam has really bad breath it smells like mouldy milk warm mints and it’s really bad when you and near him

sorry sam
when i was talking to sam his breathe stunk and i thought i was gonna be gassed out
by big_dick_dave June 28, 2020
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Sam

Best Boi who be very supportive of everything
Sam is so supportive!!!
by Nico >:3 November 9, 2020
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SAM

An acronym for "Self Appointed Moderator"
Typically a long-term or frequent user (community member ) found in comment sections and platforms like Reddit or Imgur, who lurks with the intention of downvoting and posting vitriolic comments to vent and control unwelcome posts. Ironically, often with venomous crafted text or graphics that explain how much they "don't care" about the post the comment is directed towards. SAMS are often trolls who intend to create an echo chamber within the forum they frequent.
I posted a comment on the news story and was attacked by a SAM for expressing a different opinion.
by Trustedcode October 7, 2022
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