Sam

Huge fag that jerks off dogs. Likes to ride peoples dicks

Wow I ducking hate sam

by Poopshitfart August 2, 2020

sam

a person that drinks beer constantly and gets 'depressed' all the time. They also cheat on every person they've been with and still play the victim. Has gay relations with bloom and gets pissed when someone makes an actual funny joke and no one laughs at theirs. Drives a forklift also and has like 50 DUIs

C'mon guys, I'm actually depressed. Why does no one like me? - Sam

by unter_ November 16, 2022

sam neame

being a number of good cunt things: demon on the turps, king skuxx, king of the coll, all around good cunt.

"fuck youre a sam neame bro"

-no response as the person is comad after 65 standards, and 18 bongs whilst getting a blow job and wearing federation clothing.

by marmite1 November 22, 2011

sam

sam is a nice and kind person, she is also very caring. pretty poplulair with the guys and very poplulair.

wow she is a sam

by poptatolover March 18, 2022

Sam

Sam. What a guy. He is the kindest, sweetest, most gentle soul you know. Yet at the same time, can get through a thing and come out perfect on the other side. He is trustworthy, and won't back stab you. He is kind, yet mean( in the sense that he teases you). Super funny, makes dad jokes, and has a good sense of humor. He usually has brown hair and lighter colored eyes. He is super chill, yet will defend you in any situation even if you are wrong. He is the best freind you could ask for. He loves animals, and gets all the girls. Has a love/hate relationship with school, and is popular. He knows everyone and knows exactly how to make you smile, even on your darkest days. If you ever meet a Sam, hold tight and don't let go!

Somone"is that Sam? "
You" yup! And he's the best person I know! "

by Anonymously somone November 22, 2021

Andrew Sam

The most sexy mother Fucker ever to grow a beard he's quite mysterious and has a preference for many types of women he also probably don't like you because he Don't really like anyone

Andrew Sam is the guy we will have go on that date with our single hot Female friend

by Samson5280 March 5, 2018

Sam

people named sam are annoying little brats that need to get a life. they are always squeeky rats that do everything they can to annoy you so much you want to punch them. sams never wash and you can smell them from a mile away.

eugh can you smell that? there is probably someone called sam around

by eughhhhhhhh March 26, 2023