A large boy with unparalleled confidence and a buttcrack that hasn't seen soap since his mother stopped giving him baths. Sam has dirty fingernails and wears deodorant only on occasion. One must admire the unwavering self-love this man has considering his hygiene, mediocre intelligence, and disdain for women. Much like a cockroach, Sam survives this harsh world by living off the crumbs of other people's work and contributing nothing of value to the universe. This man is so pathetic that any relationship he has ever had or will ever have is maintained only by the pity of the other individual. This includes his parents.
Professor: You will all be assigned to the same lab partners for the rest of the semester. Marcus, you will be with Sam.
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
Marcus: 'jumps out window'
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Sam falls deeply in love with anyone they have a small crush on. They get heartbroken and sad easily but love hugs and quality time. If you ever date a Sam, give them lots of kisses and hugs just about every day. Sam loves calling people hot, they won't say it right away in public unless there's none of their family around. They're always face first into a relationship and your neck. They give love bites and kisses almost everywhere and call themself a lot of things.
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Sam also develops crushes very easily by the smallest things, just holding hands in a friendly way or complimenting them and giving them affection, holding their face closely to your own. All of those and more are great ways for Sam to love you.
Sam falls deeply in love with anyone they have a small crush on. They get heartbroken and sad easily but love hugs and quality time. If you ever date a Sam, give them lots of kisses and hugs just about every day. Sam loves calling people hot, they won't say it right away in public unless there's none of their family around. They're always face first into a relationship and your neck. They give love bites and kisses almost everywhere and call themself a lot of things.
Sam is very emotional at times and has anxiety, be kind to Sam please.
Sam also develops crushes very easily by the smallest things, just holding hands in a friendly way or complimenting them and giving them affection, holding their face closely to your own. All of those and more are great ways for Sam to love you.
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A righteous man with a very creative mind. He is filled with interesting ideas that no one ever heard. Had a strong humor; its up to you if you get offended or not.
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