Someone who will deliberately put themselves and others in harms way so they can get as many totes as possible, so the company will give them a kiss on the cheek and a blowjob
by I hate kpi retards November 19, 2020
Get the Kpi Retardmug. Boy1: What's 1+1?
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
Boy2: 3.
Boy1: How the hell is it 3 you fucking retard?
Boy2: Well then what's the answer?
Boy1: 2 you idiot.
Boy3: Actually, you guys are both retards because 1+1 isn't 2 or 3. It's a window.
Boy2: How the fuck is it a window?
Boy1: I guess we're all retards so we might as well be retards together.
Boy2: Yeah! We can be The Retards. I'm gonna go make shirts now!
Boy3: Please do.
by lolimaginebeingaretard March 24, 2023
Get the Retardmug. by Jashill August 17, 2018
Get the Retardmug. Retard is a slang term used against people with Autism Spectrum Disorder/Asperger's Syndrome, but also includes people with ADHD, ADD, Schizophrenia, OCD, Down Syndrome, Bipolar Disorder, PTSD, Anxiety Disorders, eating disorders, Specific Phobias and Psychosis.
"Bob is a fucking Retard"
by Supercheeseidecream February 5, 2021
Get the Retardmug. by pu$$y licker January 22, 2022
Get the retardmug. by rayane1718 December 17, 2024
Get the Retardablemug. 