The sexual act of pissing while having anal sex with a woman, then shitting into your hand placing the shit into her vagina, and then throatfucking her to completion.
“Becky you won’t believe what happened last night”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”
“Jimmy spit on my tits then gave me a Pakistani Parking-Job”
by analbuster5000 December 7, 2022
Get the Pakistani Parking-Job mug.In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi
by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017
Get the car park money mug.When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.
Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.
by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021
Get the Tinley Park Handshake mug.That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties
I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!
by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021
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by Lil Niggas September 28, 2012
Get the Crashing the Parking Lot mug.When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.
Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.
Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!
by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023
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A tip for all the school girls,if you don't graduate high school then you will become a circle park mom!!!
by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020
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