Bmore born to permanently end up in a rubber padded cell. The Asylum is waiting. You know your crazy and so do they. The Pratt awaits.
by Rubber padded cell February 04, 2022
The epitome of neuro degenerative disease. The worst thing to ever happen to anyone ever. Slowly killing your ability to function as you slowly become more and more autistic. No one wants to be a straight scheuermann's
Robbie: I just found out he has the straight scheuermann's
Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's
Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose
Troy: I’d rather be Fucking dead than have the straight scheuermann's
Robbie: begins to hang and tie a noose
by ChairMan202 December 29, 2022
A Homo that cannot accept that fact that he is a Homo. Could be used to describe a Lesbian, but I prefer Carpet Muncher.
Gary - "I know I haven't been with a woman in 3 years! I'm trying to find the right one!"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
Shaun - "You own 58 pairs of shoes and drive a Beetle, obviously you are Straight Challenged and need to just come out"
by inmijd May 06, 2011
A regular person who society all of the sudden decided was the root of all evil. Apparently if you are a straight white male you are a racist. How do they know this? Because of your skin color. (<- which is racism)
Straight white male: “Hi everyone, I hope your day is full of sunshine!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
A certain type of people: “YOU FUCKING RACIST BIGOTED SEXIST BASTARD!!! ARE YOU ASSUMING THAT I IDENTIFY AS “EVERYONE?!” SOME PEOPLE ARE ALLERGIC TO SUNLIGHT YOU UNCARING SWINE!! I HOPE YOURE FIRED FROM YOUR 12 HOUR A DAY JOB YOU HOMELESS PIECE OF SHIT, I HOPE YOUR WIFE LEAVES YOU FOR SOMEONE WHO ISNT SUCH A MYSOGINISTIC RACIST! I HOPE YOU DIE, I HOPE YOU KNOW THAT THE lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning, Nonbinary, Omnisexual, Pansexual, Panromantic, Polyamory, Transgender, Two-Spirit, Intersex, Asexual, Demisexual, Transsexual, Unsure, Aromantic, Agender, Polyamorous, Gender Variant WILL END YOUR ENTIRE BLOODLINE!!!”
by MyNameIsCalvin July 19, 2024
When muttered or even shouted, this 2 word phrase serves as ambiguous disapproval of the actions of another, with no need for further explanation.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Typically this eye-witness exclamation will forecast a poor outcome of one’s actions while they are still in the making.
Example:
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
A couple watching a neighbor through their window as he struggles angrily to start a chainsaw in the driveway of his treeless property…
Husband: “Straight Fixin’”
Wife: “mmmhmmmm”
by Dascool27 June 23, 2022
Straight spy is a name commonly used by Tik Tok users to address a straight person who is not on the straight side of Tik Tok but ended up on the Gay side. Straight spies are usually very supporting and easygoing individuals that are interested in the Gay community and in the content that is usually associated with them.
Person: You're on the Gay side of Tik Tok, right?
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
Straight spy: Yeah, I am.
Person: So you're gay?
Straight spy: No, I am straight.
Person: So how did you end up on the Gay side?
Straight spy: I'm simply a Straight spy.
by aquxertha July 01, 2020
*The ultimate normativity-nuking clapback, weaponizing heterosexuality as a diss. With a destructive power of 999,999,999,999, it erases basicness in a 5,000-mile radius. Side effects include spontaneous allyship, cishets evaporating into pumpkin spice lattes, and your local HOA disbanding.*
*Brad: "ur mom gay lol"
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
Queer Deity: "you're parent straight."
Brad: vaporizes into a Patagonia vest
The Earth’s axis tilts 2° gayer.
by cupcakesmasher May 10, 2025