Peanut Butter Taco

1. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having someone lick it off.
2. The act of placing peanut butter on one's pussy and having a dog lick it off.
~What I did to your mom last night.
~And your dad.
by Pope John Paul II November 18, 2003
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peanut butter and jelly

The most amazing thing.

1/4 cup"Jiff" Peanut butter.
2 slices Cheap White bread.
1/4 cup "Smuckers" Any flavored jelly.

Bombdiggity.

"bubble bubble bubbly"

-Inhale

"keep it goin, keep it goin, its still cherried!"

Exhale-

"Dude, I'm hungry.."

"Peanut Butter and Jelly??"

"hahaha, yeah."

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
mmmmmmmm.
by aadiercks April 15, 2008
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Peanut Butter Handjob

A post-anal handjob.
After a long day working the back door, he got a peanut butter handjob as a reward.
by Leigh Awkwardman December 03, 2003
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boo boo butter

(bU' bU' buh-tur). Latin; boobus butterus maximus.

The semen which seeps out of the anus of the female counterpart after anal sex has been initiated. The mix of feces and sperm (and occasionaly with the addition of lubricant) create a dairy like spread that goes great on Wonder Bread.
"Dude, let's go to IHOP"
"No fool, I aint feelin dat. Lets get some toast."
"But i aint go no butta"
"Foo, iss aiight, cuh ima put it in yo mamas boo boo and make some butter."
"You mean like boo boo butter?"
"exactly"

-Willy Wonka & Charlie
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peanut butter in the carpet

After a particularly greasy, oily, and runny dump, you realize you are out of toilet paper. Having no choice, you pull up your pants and head off to work with turds and the like all intertwined with your butt hair thus giving the appearance of peanut butter in the carpet.
My girlfriend puked last night in the middle of my bj. Turned out she found some peanut butter in the carpet.
by Rut#l3$$ June 25, 2008
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churning the man butter

when one drives that shaft until creamy man butter comes out as fast as the amish make barns.
"hey little tommy, go into your room and start churning the man butter to give your mother and I some alone time"
by j.h.520 June 24, 2008
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