ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.

Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!

by YubNub83 September 5, 2019

Ninja Bomb

The descrete and tactical act of taking a large poop in the upper tank of the toilet in someones house you really fuckin hate. No matter how much you flush or spray deodorizor..that stank aint going away.

This party sucks, im gonna ninja bomb it and head on out. See ya.

by Gdaiv747 September 15, 2019

Ninja

Someone who uses various diversions and distractions on opponents, such as explosive powders and invisibility.

The ninja knew how to be invisible to the enemy, from years of practice and chameleon-like camoflage in his/her environment.

by Solid Mantis September 27, 2019

Ninja

A blackly dressed character that has a blue head band.They go around fcking people up in fortnite.

wow its a ninja

by fuck fortnn ite October 8, 2019

Ninja

No Income, No Job, no Assets. General abbreviation for a total looser in life.

Yo ! Do you know that guy who lives down the street with his parents? What a ninja...

by 573F May 15, 2018

Ninja

Famous Fortnite player that made the game more played, played with Drake, Travis Scott, and Juju. He also used to play PUBG, and makes $500,000 a MONTH playing Fortnite Battle Royale.

Bro did you see Ninja's new YouTube video? He got 29 kills in a solo-squad!!!

by iDoodle Ant May 16, 2018

Ninja

Ninjas are silent, very silent. They cannot be seen by regular people and are incredibly awesome.

Touch a ninja, you die.
See a ninja, you die.
Speak of a ninja, you die.
See a mysterious katana lying around, you die.
Ride a horse, burn a bridge and do epic stunts trying to impress the ninja, you die.

Don't try to impress a ninja, they don't like that.

Naruto: I'll be the greatest ninja there were was!
Me : Wait, if you're a ninja, then why do you keep shouting your attacks? Wouldn't it be sneakier to not reveal your attacks before you attack?

*sits in a corner and ponders this*

by Shnoozle Doop Boop May 18, 2018