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Horse in the gutter

Where someone cums on your head and it drips down into your ass crack
He horse in the guttered her
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Horse Play

The act of fucking or getting fucked with a horse dick either living or dying.
"Bro what happened to Mr.Hands?"
"He died to Horse Play, aw fuck, literally."
by McDickNass September 26, 2025
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tree horse house cat

A tree horse house cat that likes to eat stars and ducklings.
by 347 Hello there March 3, 2021
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Jolly Horse

When you stick your dick in a girls butthole and start spinning it in a rotating motion to make it wider
I gave my girlfriend a Jolly Horse

For christmas I gifted my son a Jolly Horse
by m3rkv3l0c1ty July 17, 2022
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Cunt Horse

Is an insult used on people commonly meaning. Vagina Horse.
Friend: Dude! your a dick head!
Me: Well, my friend you are a cunt horse.
by CHINC September 14, 2016
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smokin' horse

Something (like a task) that you're really looking up against and have been postponing to the max. Now you have to get started and do a major task in a much to short time to be ready before the deadline.
I have only tonight left to write the whole text of my companies website...... smokin' horse!
by smokin' horse August 1, 2017
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Horse

This is a four legged ball of love that constantly needs cuddles and a special mixture of oats, hay, and a bit of water. They can connect with humans through the mind and become one. Nobody can take these beauties down! They are often floofy and lazy. They can also be energetic and non-floofy. If you see a horse either pet it, or don't because sometimes they will bit your arm off... oh well!
Do you see that horse in the field?

My cousin Janet had a horse once, you can tell because she only has one arm.
by Horselover215 July 6, 2020
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