Ghetto Carrots

Vivid orange (hex #FF5F1F ) off brand cheese puffs, consisting of mostly air, approximately 1 - 2” in length and weighing about 0.5 - 1g per piece. They are sold primarily at discount grocery or dollar stores, in lower socioeconomic neighborhoods or artist communities, and only available in giant family sized share bags.
Josh and Hannah were struggling artists saving every penny to run away together. On Fridays, after hunting for bargains at the discount grocery store, they would settle around a canvas with some heavy bodied acrylic paint and a bag of ghetto carrots.
by NimbleFruitJube May 28, 2024
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Ghetto blast

A sex position in which when a mans time to "blast" arrives he slips into the anus and ejaculates. After which is done he proceeds to lick it out whilst fisting the partner.
Guy 1: damn man I totally ghetto blasted a bitch last night!

Guy 2: man you nasty.

Girl 1: should I let him ghetto blast me tonight?
Girl 2: girl nah that's for sluts and marriage!
by Finkykuck November 22, 2016
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Ghetto Mailer

A bundle of circulars advertising downmarket grocery stores, dollar stores, and crappy pizza, delivered to your mailbox every Tuesday.
A Netflick, a card from your mother, and the ghetto mailer.
by Theropod X April 26, 2011
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Ghetto Gonzalo

Ghetto Gonzalo is a person who is really ghetto,big and mean to his amazing friend nicole
Omg Ghetto Gonzalo is being mean and he looks so big. and look he is being ghetto to shelby
by cashlic September 22, 2021
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Ghetto Gloss

to doll oneself up, to dress up, to make fancy
Let's ghetto gloss the table by adding napkin rings.

"I'm not here to ghetto gloss it up for you..." song lyric by Rachel McGoye
by Rachel McGoye Fan February 24, 2010
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Ghetto Doting

When you just on that bandwagon cause it's the flave of the season. It's going to degrade anyway, but it's still pretty bangin'.
Yea, Ill prob just ghetto doting my stuff w/ tascam 414 and my tape deck.
by Jack Parsnips January 16, 2017
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Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!
Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.
by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021
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