Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

by Ghilik November 16, 2018

Dad

Let me guess he's gone for the milk

Dad's back with the milk

by Nothig here lol October 06, 2021

Dad

Someone you appreciate until he says he has to get milk then finally comes back after you win the lottery but that’s never going to happen so unlucky mate ps love you dad please don’t beat me (cameron)

Dad:.................
Son:mum I won the lottery

Dad: ohhh shit what up son

by Cam007 October 16, 2019

Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 12, 2023

Dad

If you do not have one of these you will fail at losing your virginity

Guy 1- My names khalid, my dad left
Guy2- no bitches?

by SaggyVaggy July 19, 2022

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

by Blurple123 April 18, 2023

dad

while they may not have given birth to you they are still an important person in your life.

if your dad hadn't of had sex with your mom, you would not be here.

by xkruelx February 15, 2017