The 'Bone

A trombone.

Whenever Carl pumps the 'Bone, all the ladies intone and moan.

by Psidonym April 13, 2020

White Boned

Penetrated by a beautiful, mesmerizing white cock.

After the blockbuster premiere of 'Brokeback Mountain', MILLIONS of viewers agreed that they enjoyed both Heath Ledger & Jake Gyllenhall getting white boned.

by BloodInBloodOut! January 18, 2023

Bones & Dones

Sunday morning hookup, and then getting doughnuts afterwards. Sometimes also includes coffee.

Worker 1: Hey girl hey, how was your weekend?
Worker 2: Aw, hun- it was great! My man came over yesterday morning and we did a whole Bones & Dones thing and now I’ve already passed my carb limit for the week, plus I’m walking funny. 11/10 I’d do it again.

by Frito Pie May 29, 2021

T-Bone

An act where someone with a colostomy bag lays down on their back and allows their partner to insert their penis into the colon hole for sexual gratification

Alex decided they wanted to T-Bone with Jay for the first time 8 months after the accident, when they finally felt more comfortable with allowing things into their colon hole.

by Wallop-A-Gallop August 4, 2021

contact t bone

When you cross your fingers to eliminate having the fart touch

Contact T bone leave me alone

by C.csizzle December 13, 2017

bone hold

A violent or very tight hand job.

When I went over to her house last night she gave me a bone hold.

by Bucket of Fail September 16, 2014

Bone

Thick & Stupid

School Kid: “Mr Wheeler, what are qualifications?”

Mr Wheeler: “Unbelievable!! I can tell you’ve never listened to anything I say during lessons. It’s pointless teaching you and nobody ever going to employ you because you’re so bone”.

by WHISKEYMAN1234 January 24, 2018