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Meat Puppet

Is a loose girl, generally into gangbangs and groups sex. Likes to be passed around and used hard by any and all men.
Hey guys let's use Jenny like a Meat Puppet.

I cant believe Fran did all those guys, she is such a Meat Puppet.

Come here and get on your knees for us you Meat Puppet
by El Capitain July 3, 2018
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meat meter

A system which measures ones desire to eat meat. Usually used to describe males who insist on eating certain types of meat regularily such as chicken wings or steak.
Also a way of measuring the size of ones meat
My meat meter is down, let's go get wings
by Lister Thompson March 29, 2007
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Meat-pilled

When a vegan is advised by a Doctor to eat meat, due to health conditions caused their diet choices.
Yovana was meat-pilled when her doctor instructed her to eat meat.
by BigglesMcSqueez March 25, 2019
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meat seap

Pre-mature ejaculation. Also formidable with the slow dance chubby. The trickling of semen from the penis, due to sexual arousal.
Slow dance chubby spit up and now i have this fucking meat seap on my pants
by BurgL May 13, 2008
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Meat sweats

Man I was on this girl the other night, but she slipped right out of my hands. She had severe meat sweats
by Feel good meaty September 30, 2017
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Flat Meat

n. road kill that's been run over so many times, it's extremely flat.
China King sells Flat Meat instead of real food.
by Samira Williams January 23, 2009
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Meat for the Beast

what you are when you have made a significant mistake and/or error in judgement and gotten caught doing so and are about to pay the price. The "beast" can be your boss, girlfriend/boyfriend, wife/husband, a judge, or a competitor,pretty much anybody really.
Guy 1: "The cop saw me pissing out the window of her car and now I'm being brought up on indecent exposure, public intoxication, and drunken and disorderly charges. That's like $2,000 in fines!"

Guy 2: "Dude, you are meat for the beast."
by Wandering in the Desert July 6, 2011
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