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Pencil Fuck

A political term. When a large portion of a speech is cut moments before the speaker takes the podium.
Mother Fucker! POTUS's chief of staff just pencil fucked us and cut out the entire foreign policy section of our stump.
by Botanicalmaple May 23, 2013
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Fuck the Grinch

When one must do something they don't want to do.
"Are you taking that math test?"
"Yeah I gotta go fuck the Grinch"
by Grinchfucker January 31, 2017
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nozzle fucking

The act of using a nozzle to fuck someone or something, typically used in the nose region. Often nozzle fucking is a religious term used by the Vudamimes, the Vudamimes would insert a epidermalicall nozzle into the nasal cavity, immediately following, the Vudamimes would insert there penis inside the nozzle, is the penis is too small to reach the nasal region of the nozzle, the Vudamimes would shower the man with a small penis in riches, and then murder him in his sleep because he is a shame to the Vudamimes culture.
"Come we must partake in the ceremonial fucking of the nozzle brothers" - Common Vutamime

"My penis was satisfactory in the nozzle fucking ceremony" - Brother Vutamime
by Austin lindsay on youtube January 17, 2018
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fuck-knot

A tangled mat of hair in the central region of the back of the head. Most commonly displayed by human females after missionary style intercourse, the knot occurs from impassioned head thrashing on the pillow, bed, floor, kitchen counter, etc.
She had a big ol fuck-knot when she got to work this morning, I'm jealous of her morning wood wake up call.
by ZillahRae February 20, 2009
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Fucker Fuck

1. An expression of discontent when not direct toward anyone.

2. To call some annoying asshole.

3. When someone screws you over, by having sex with your girlfriend while your mother watches and then joins. If he only has sex with your mother he will be fettered to as a, 'motherfucker'. Regardless if your girlfriend watches the sex.

4. When saying goodbye to someone you are upset with.
1. After slamming your finger in the door, "Fucker FUCK that hurt."

2. After someone slams your finger in the door, "What the Hell you Fucker Fuck!"

3. After someone slams your girlfriend and mother from the back at the same time: "You had sex with my girlfriend and my mother you Fucker Fuck!"

4. "Have a nice day Fucker Fuck"
by FuckerFuck4Life September 1, 2011
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twinkie fuck

"Bro I just saw joey get twinkie fucked." "Man he's gonna deal with a lot of cream"
by sparkzuwu August 24, 2021
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fucking oats

Kiwi slang for a strong agreement to a statement made by another.

more than likely a barstadisation, or poor translation from the Australian term "Fucking Oath"
Me: The new kiwi flag looks like crap

You: Fucking Oats
by dickytim August 29, 2016
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