by MidgetFartPornSus May 23, 2021
P1: I was watching porn last night and I started feeling guilty and was like "why am I watching this?"
P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes
P2: You just had that Porn After-Guilt (PAG) . You'll get over it in a couple minutes
by KanyesFavoriteSweater February 27, 2016
A generally accepted phenomenon that of any porn scene (with the exception of compilations) the last 30 seconds will be the money shot.
Dude 1: You ever noticed that porn clips end immediately after the pop shot
Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn
Dude 2: 30 second rule of porn
by ih82luz February 03, 2011
Internet content created by Kenneth for the purpose of satisfying virgins and Homosexuals through the act of wasting their life by drawing male humanoid animals having an intercourse.
Sorry babe but we're breaking up because gay furry porn is better
Son I'll be back from the milk store soon just stop watching the godamn gay furry porn when I come back (I won't)
Eugene I thought you were straight why are you watching gay furry porn
Son I'll be back from the milk store soon just stop watching the godamn gay furry porn when I come back (I won't)
Eugene I thought you were straight why are you watching gay furry porn
by Sirkenneth of thirds August 09, 2022
Hannah: How's Barry in bed?
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
Barbra: It was like the most autistic turtle porn you've ever seen!
Hannah: I'm so sorry for you. :(
by Headless High March 31, 2018
When mama looks at what you've been doin. When Mom looks at all of the porn that you've been watching especially the gay ones.
by dont look at my porn October 10, 2017
This is where skanky teenage girls take nude pictures of themselves in the bathroom mirror with their camera phones and submit the pics to amateur voyeur sites.The special effects come from them using a filthy mirror splattered with zit jism and toothpaste gunk.
by wolfbait51 June 05, 2011