car park money

In certain parts of Belfast if something costs 2 quid it might be referred to as 'Car Park Money'... Similar to the definition of 1 quid being a Yogi and the item you are paying for being also a Yogi

Worker: That's £1.60 please
Customer: Here is 2 quid
Worker: Ah, Car Park Money

by FactcheckGuy August 24, 2017

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

Circle Park Mom

An older aging fat ugly filthy nasty stinky hairy woman who provides sexual favors for free only to the black male prison population and is always waiting for their release at circle park so she can let her pussy loose on some big black prison cock!

A tip for all the school girls,if you don't graduate high school then you will become a circle park mom!!!

by 702Karma666 July 30, 2020

Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers

That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year

by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023

Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

Trailer Park Sauce

A mix of Mayonnaise, Mustard, and Ketchup blended by color to the shade of Thousand Island Dressing. Usually eaten with potato chips, baked beans, french fries, hot dogs, or hamburgers.

Made by every white male who has ever been on public assistance, lived in a trailer, enjoyed NASCAR, smoked weed, banged a cousin, worn a mullet, drank Budweiser, or can identify in any other way with Joe Dirt. That's damn near all of us.

"Hey man, mix up some trailer park sauce and get the chips, Sprint Cup is on."

by Brilliantjackass April 28, 2011

Park in your eye

An exceptional driver and parker. Would park in the eye of a needle.

"That one would park in your eye"

by Urbanchance April 2, 2019