I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 27, 2020

I'm shaking my booty

the action of shaking ones booty

Susan: I'm shaking my booty
Frank: ok

by deep fried potato December 7, 2021

I'm you

Pretending to be someone

Hey buddy I am pretending to be you. I'm you

by OrlandoVATV May 13, 2019

i'm fine

If somebody texts you i'm fine get ready. They are either having a mental breakdown and crying or they want you dead because they think you're an a-hole and they are really mad at you, so you should not treat them like they are fine or stable in any way.

"oh it's ok i'm not mad i'm fine!"
"I said i'm fine can we stop fighting!"
"I'm fine nothing is wrong! No i'm not mad i'm fine, I said i'm fine."

by The DMC April 19, 2020

I'm doing you

loving or showing care to someone

"hey, I'm doing you"

"oh stop it you"

by wordiee February 20, 2022

I'm 37!

The age when half of the population is younger and the other half is older. Where one leverages responsibility and fun with better precision. Drinking is still fun but comes with severe hangovers. Partying in general is limited.

Hey, want to shotgun a beer? "Probably not a good idea. I'm 37, Bro!"

You made the right choice by skipping the shots. "I'm 37, Bro."

"Michael Jordan is the greatest of all time. I was there. I'm 37!

by HR McBuinne June 8, 2021

i'm sad

either you just searched this up because you wanted to see what wacky things people have written under "i'm sad," or you're actually sad. i'm guessing the latter, as i too searched up "i'm sad" just a few minutes ago because, i am infact sad.

i hope you get happy soon. i can't really tell you anything incredibly inspirational, as i doubt my abilities to make you feel better. i am just a random stranger that is sad, just like you are, telling you that i hope you get better.

i wish you a safe quest through your sadness random person reading this.

also, if you're reading this and you wanted to go to bed like an hour ago, but you couldn't get yourself to actually try to sleep, go to bed. i am calling you out. if you get to the point where you search up "i'm sad" late at night, that's a sign you shouldn't be awake. don't be like me and stay up writing urban dictionary defenitions late at night -- or search up urban dictionary defenitions, for that matter.

stay hydrated, eat your vegetables and remember that you're important and loved.

by ST0RMPUNK May 11, 2022