Jacob Wilfong

A guy who sucks at everything, and is about to have an ugly girlfriend named Lina. Steer clear of Jacob Wilfong.

Wow, that kids a real Jacob Wilfong, better avoid him.

by Lipid January 7, 2022

jacob

little shit head

jacob is a terrible human and should die.

by Fap lord 42069 March 7, 2020

Jacob

Jacob is a cute and sexy man. He has a 12 incher and can fuck u hard i mean hard!!

Jacob is sexy

by UrbanDictionary._com November 29, 2018

Jacob

Jacob is a guy that is smart, athletic, cute, has the best smile, selfless and always loves for you (even if he appears that he doesn't). He is the best boyfriend and knows how to treat every single girl right if you are with him. He will make stupid jokes, normally has brown hair, a tad taller then average, Is friends with everyone, Is good at basically all sports and can make you smile with his smile, He will always put others first even if that means putting himself down, He is a good kisser and will make you send sparks when you see him!

Person1: OMG OMG THERE'S JACOB
Person2: HE'S SO CUTE

by HumbleZung March 28, 2019

jacob yanski

Of all God’s angels, he is the greatest. Must I say more?

Everyone loves “Jacob Yanski”

by Jyanski May 1, 2018

jacob

A little bitch that has nice yams and loves guns..... Murcia fuck ya

my name is jacob and i got a new suppressor

by ilovemurica69 October 15, 2019

Jacob

The kinda guy that would crash into another car in his highschool parking lot and drive off and then only tell one person so they could help try to fix his car with a plunger and boiling water

Me: did Jacob just drive off after kitting that care in the basin.

Yeah that’s a real Jacob move

by Jacob hit a car in the basin October 30, 2018