bum wipe butty

A sandwich with a filling the same consistancy of what can be found on toilet roll after cleaning up. Any paste type filling or tikka/coronation chicken filling on white bread can be described as a bum wipe butty.
That looks like a bum wipe butty you're having for lunch
by elvis the dog February 19, 2010
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bum rust

shit
basically dried poop stuck on an anis
bye you rusty little bumcrack.
Orlando was giving it to Ficklestean in the bum, he yelled, "I can see your bum rust!"
by karl55655 November 09, 2007
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Bum Bitter (BB)

oooooohhhh..this bum bitter tastes like SHIT! thats cos its brewed in Boong Shit mate...mmm love that BB!
by Robert J. Melrose June 10, 2003
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Falcon Bum

"The most powerful form of anal penetration known to man..."
administered by Captain Falcon himself when he's feeling particularly lonely in prison.
by The Real Falcon May 07, 2011
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The Save a Bum Foundation

a sucky band from iowa who has a super fat kid for the drummer hahahahaha and a douche asshole man for a bass player.
by jimgreenboy April 29, 2005
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Bum Chutney Ferret

the person that is subject to bum chutney ferret is often an example of a homosexual.
"mate you suck"
"dont start you bum chutney ferret"
by jakinator January 11, 2008
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Anal bum crackers

when best friend sticks his hand into the cracker box after scratching his ass for two minutes straight( underneath is shorts), and and then passes you the box, that you need to eat cause you are 250 miles away from anywhere except a freakin lake.
Robin that is disgusting. take your hand out of the cracker box.
by Jesse Millar April 30, 2005
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