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he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023
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I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut
I Got Seven Trackpads For Theories On Abrasions For My Three Left Knee Accidents So If Hear The Word "Concibina" Then Angel Jose Robles Will Legally Change His Legal Name To 'Hellstrom Robles' For Sebastian Johan Bach's Bachlut
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 14, 2025
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Got a bomb in her pocket

Describes a female with a really huge ass
Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there

Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !
by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018
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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
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you got owned!

something that may be said in a video game, typically a first person shooter, when the enemy is killed by you very quickly, and barely seen onscreen.

could also be said as "ya got owned" or "you got pwned"
enemy: shows arm around corner
me: pew pew
enemy: aaaaghauagau i am dead
me: you got owned!
by furryslayer2008 August 25, 2022
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Alex | I got a lewd basement

A doggo with a christmas hat that evolved into a chibi dragon, he supplies lolis in his basement, and also has a gambling addiction
"I wonder when "Alex | I got a lewd basement" is gonna supply me the lolis"
by Zann McBumberSnazzle May 19, 2021
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I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
I, Angel Jose Robles, Also Known, As, Hellstrom Hellstrom, Hellstromismu, Holi, Holism, Holismu, & Messenger Add Oak Got In trouble For Going To Borough Of Manhattan Community College At Age 18
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