Ethan

Big Gay. Someone who likes to say the N-Word, because he thinks it makes him edgy. likes m&m

Ethan might be gay.

by The Fwed Scholar May 14, 2022

Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

Ethan

his favorite catchphrase is " I'd like you to know." Thinks he is Matthew McConaughey
drives a 2002 buick calls it Tralier Trash Tammy and runs out of gas in front of boyfriends dorm in front of German twins
He hits traffic cones for fun
changes his major every other week
everyone is out to get him. Always receives dirty looks

that ethan just ran over a traffic cone

by IKittywinters September 18, 2019

Ethan Cadawallader

A mexican that has a hot mom and a short bald ass dad. Did I mention he his mexican?

Ethan Cadawallader is a hot man.

by clashroyaleplayer95 April 1, 2022

Ethan Aston

Sexy big cock best person showers every day is a pervert gets all the girls

Oh look it’s Ethan Aston the sexy big dick tall man

by Ethan Aston November 19, 2019

Ethan

Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”

Ethan can you FaceTime

Him- no doing “homework”

by Victoria Delegarza October 22, 2019

Ethan

A fucking legend with a huge dick and has a sexy wife

Did you see that Ethan at the park?

by Sayerteatme December 26, 2019