Boned

To be stoned to the bone

Omg I am boned. You know stoned to the bone?

by Jackdddy January 11, 2021

Boned

To be losing really bad at chess

she took my queen with a pawn? I’m getting boned here

by Totally real terms from life August 17, 2021

boned

to get rammed in the anus or pussy by your significant other

you're about to get boned... Michael boned his girl last night

by GetBonedBrotherJoaqin December 05, 2019

Boned

When you are screwed big time

Me at 7am: hey Siri set a sleep alarm for 10am
Siri: haha you are boned
Me: what the hell?
Siri: your alarm has been set for 10am

by andy653 February 12, 2022

Boned

1. to be hard or erect
2. to be fucked or to be having sex

"Dude Mariah just sent me a nude, I'm so boned"

by ddiicckk December 02, 2019

Boned

"Bone-d" Verb. The epitome of getting screwed.

Example:

Boss: "Why are you late for work?"
You: "I got boned"
Boss: "What do you mean?"
You: "Well. For starters I poured my cereal for breakfast then found out there was no milk in the fridge then I left for work an hour early and got stuck in 2 hours of traffic"
Boss: "Ah. Yes indeed. Sounds like you've been getting boned the whole morning"

by thekingofbones June 16, 2017

Boned

You turn into a skeleton

“Duuudeee you’re so boned!!” Some wipes as
“Damn…” (me now as a skeleton)

by Amazing jizz October 15, 2023