Verb: The act of using an electronic credit card reader attached to a phone to make a purchase or sale of narcotics while in a nightclub/event/festival/etc.
"Hang on, I gotta make a swipe in the club to pick up that Molly from one of my dealers."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
"I need to find an ATM."
"No need, I can make a swipe at the club right now for what you want."
by Xavier DeLord September 5, 2013

by Braveshoe July 29, 2014

To enter a Sam's Club without a membership and randomly ask a patron to use his or her card to make your purchase.
Bro: Damn I really need some energy drinks but their mad expensive.
Bro 2: Lets just get blazed and go sam's clubbing, buy em in bulk.
Bro 2: Lets just get blazed and go sam's clubbing, buy em in bulk.
by dirman April 1, 2008

a group chat with five best friends that live in different states and met on stan twitter. they block each other for “fun” but they still kayak each other very much <3
did you see that ally blocked all five members of the hate club yesterday for no reason ??
yeah bro it was crazy
yeah bro it was crazy
by sevenwxlls February 26, 2021

A club in Miami where strangers become family share a common interest in BMWs and despise fake “M” Badges.
by That Tech Mario November 23, 2021

by Little Timmy boi September 25, 2021

A discreet hangout (or roster) of middle-aged men—married or settled—who see sex as the top priority and treat weekend cheating like a rite of passage: the cheat‑code for mid‑crisis sexual validation. It is a sex club who caters to unattractive middle aged men who have no morals and who are unemployed.
“That guy who keeps looking over here needs to join the Midlife Mile‑Club, no one else wants him”
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
"That middle aged man hitting on Sarah is apart of the midlife mile-club for sure"
"That guy must be in the wrong place - I heard the meeting for the midlife mile-club was held at the strip-club on Monday nights"
"I just had the president of the midlife mile-club just ask me to hook up with him"
"Who wants a middle-aged, bald, broke-ass, cheating, perverted nasty man from the midlife mile-club?"
by Does it Dirty June 9, 2025
