Shit for brains

A stupid person, does not actualy refer to anyone actualy having shit in their skull.

"God damn it, you really do have shit for brains dont ya?!"

by MattTheJackass November 13, 2005

Shit stabber.

Stabbing someone's butthole with your penis.

Shit stabber.

by siiiiibs June 20, 2010

Kick The Shit

To kill time by talking with a friend or doing stupid shit, generally involves drinking copious ammounts of alchohol, however can be completed while sober.

Any converstaion made whilst Kicking the Shit is not a D'n'M, but is above a conversation.

Seb: Oi rhye, come over to mine, let's kick the shit for a while.
Rhye: Aight mate, i'll be there in a half hour, you got some booze?
Seb: Yeah mate, you betcha.

by Rhymo June 21, 2009

Voodoo Shit

The biggest shit ever existed. Used with "man" after to prove that you're speaking to someone.

"That's voodoo shit, man!"

by MiKe May 28, 2004

A Shit Load

A couple is 2, a few is three, and a shit load is six.

At the drive thru at McDonald's: I need a shit load of Happy Meals.
In court: I have a shit load of parking tickets.

by The Waylon December 31, 2014

Platypus shit

The third degree of bullshit. The heirarchy of bullshit being as follows.

1.) Bullshit (of the standard issue).

2.) Horseshit.

3.) Platypus shit.

In many a case involving secretive cults, the one who emits something deemed as platypus shit is then sentenced to be gang raped by a groupof 23+ Asian she-males

Fredo: two vampires were thirsty for blood and were flying through the sky when they saw Count Dracula with blood in his mouth. So they asked where he got the blood. He said, "Shut up! I flew into a wall." Haha!!!

Alfonzo: Dude, that was platypus shit.

by Bambooboards August 1, 2008

the dog shit

at maximum potential; ultimate force; maxed out; like no other; road rough and put away wet, etc...

Charles McGee: so did that blonde from the bar last night let you beat? or what?
Hoss Yenda: oh no doubt, bro. I fucked the dog shit outta her!
Shits McGee: That's what's up.

GYSGT Highintight: Hey there war fighter!
SGT Moto: Yes, Gunny?
GYSGT Highintight: You break in that new shit bag PFC from 3rd platoon yet?
SGT Moto: The O' course to Camp Wilson and back, boots n Utes. Plus field day is tonight, that mother fucker is gonna clean the dog shit outta the common areas and the company office. And he's barrowing the A-duties gear for tomorrows hump.

GYSGT Highintight: Good to go, warrior. Smoke the dog shit outta that bag of ass.

by that lethal shit: July 5, 2014