Sam

A Sam is "the man"
He is the one who'll save you
He is the one who makes it better
Stroke is head for good luck
He is a ball of wonder.

Balls.

Also he is autistic always.

Very important: He is the god pf puns and bad jokes!!!

Hey you have a test tomorrow right? Stroke the head of a Sam for good luck.

by shmamtheman May 22, 2023

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sam way/skywalker

a poopy doopy shart bag that never shuts up about mcr & anakin skywalker

me: my house burned down, i lost everything
sam way/skywalker: that’s cool but have you seen this edit of anakin skywalker ??

by mikalovesloki December 5, 2023

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sam

Sam (the guy name) is an overall great person. He is smart, musically talented, funny, dresses well, has a great personality, and is basically the human version of Superman. He is definitely caring, and he is a great friend. He has great friends

"I have a crush on Sam." said Sally.

"I ship you guys hardcore." said Susan.

by vinesforthedayzz May 2, 2019

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short sad sam

A very rich short African American boy who if he is smart enough can take your queen. A natural Casanova 100% not a lie. He likes to drink bleach. He is very short and sad. His therapy is going..........ok.

short sad sam touched me in my no no area!!!! CALL THE POLICE

by Misinformationspr3ader457 November 30, 2023

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sam

a man who openly flirts with women over text due to the lack of confrontation the platform provides. sarcasm is unidentifiable over text, allowing overt flirting to occur.

ew don’t go out with that guy. he’s a real sam.
hes really pulling a sam on anna!

by david leach April 13, 2020

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Sam

Sam means "a smart person, being good at everything related to school". It means "a nerd". Being a Sam means "being a nerd".

He must be Sam, because he has round glasses and he is always in the library. (He must be a nerd, because he has round glasses and he is alsways in the library.)
You're being a Sam! (You're being a nerd!)
I'm not a Sam! (I'm not a nerd!)

by saada. February 28, 2019

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