When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.
Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"
by chicken diapers March 28, 2018
Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.
by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023
The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.
Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.
by VitaminP April 04, 2015
when u have a minor fucking explosion in your pants, but it isnt dribbling, just holding there, stinking up the classroom,
by tufcyvghbj September 10, 2018
by Peyytk February 03, 2015
by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023
A poo ass nigga is when someone smells like absolute buttwhole and refuses to take showers, not only that, they spray an absurd amount of axe body spray and wear the same pair of underwear for more than a week
by GTAtryhards April 19, 2022