Sneaky Poo sex

This is also known as anal.

I once had sneaky poo sex with my boyfriend.

He surprised me with sneaky pop sex, he snuck up from behind.

“That’s not doggy”

by Tennis racket queen November 18, 2017

Poo Butter's Platform

When, upon arrival onto a Brontosaur's saddle comes many people who have or are currently pooping or have poop butts. This now creates the Poo Butter Paradox, also known as the Poo Butter's Platform.

Man 1: "woah this is crazsysr"
Man 2: " yeah man this is what its like on the Poo Butter's Platform"

by monkyphart July 29, 2020

Pee poo pee

When you pee and poo simultaneously

John: yo what's that smell??
Albert: oh sorry had to pee poo pee real quick.
John:oh ok thanks for the update

by Bababoullie Baby October 10, 2020

de ja poo

The additional call of nature - very similar to the first - that lures you back into the toilet, even though you're pretty sure you've just moved your bowels satisfactorily.

Sid: I'd better go, Hank. I need to take a dump again.

Hank: But I thought you went before you came out.

Sid: I did, but I think it's a de ja poo. It feels exactly the same.

by timtank May 22, 2012

fried gorilla poo

A fried chocolate brownie.

Fried gorilla poo tastes like a stale chocolate brownie.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023

After-Poo Euphoria

The time period After taking an amazing dump where you feel incredible while your butthole relaxes.

You're going to have to give me a few minutes before I can do something while I am still in After-Poo Euphoria

by BURNIN13 July 30, 2023