A sexy girl with big boobs and ass that is a party girl. Is destined to date a Jackson, Jacob or Jeffery. Is a great friend and will be always on your side no matter what. Not afraid to throw a punch, insult or be sassy at anyone. Popular in a good way. Stay out of her way or come on into it. She was or may not care.
by CinderellasPrince444 February 18, 2017
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by buster903 October 16, 2010
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by workitqueeen May 14, 2024
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