Fucking slap Lewis austin in the ball sack to fucking oblivion because he’s a bitch all other march 24ths are irrelevant
by Lewis Austin March 24, 2022

People who are born on march 19 2006 are the most awesome people in the world, they are superior and everyone wants to be them
by Badddie_Babes November 23, 2021

congrats, you're probably an anxious crackhead who doesn't think before they speak and then realize how stupid you sound. you also think you look good in your outfit when you leave the house, but then you feel stupid when you walk in public. you don't think you are, but people actually like you, you're the life of the party! (only sometimes tho lol) teachers probably don't like you, and your favourite teacher is the one you had 3 years ago.
shittt, your friends with the kid born on March 15? you must be lucky, but you also gotta check in on them once in a while, y'know?
by im not special lol March 1, 2022

The main character in the fanfiction "Oeuf qui Marche's Request" by Xx_vestusindisguise_xX on AO3. As his name implies, he is an egg that walks. However he is more than that, he has a greasy rommate and was somehow able to befriend the fashionable god, Vestus. I've heard him best described as a "nasty Vestus simp"
by zestmaxxer75 June 16, 2023

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing
You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh
(Name): What the frick are you doing
You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh
by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

by gay rat boy December 15, 2021

by Tomisatwat March 12, 2024
