Masturbatory March Madness

MMM is a side challenge to March Madness. Whenever you get a match wrong you must masturbate for 1 hour following the conclusion of the series.

Me: Hey John are you doing Masturbatory March Madness this year?
John: Hell yeah bud, you?
Me: You betcha

by SomeShitPoster September 7, 2020

march 32

there is not in fact a march 32

you: hey its march 32

person: no its not

by lily your mum March 16, 2022

March 24

Apologise to Patrick's mum day.
I am sorry that that was inappropriate. Surprisingly that was the safest one to choose as people always make them really rude. Once again I am sorry.

March 24: I am sorry

by 12344556789 March 24, 2022

march 7th

The most funny and kind people are born on march 7th, also you parents had sex in June.

Oh look! it march 7th, happy birthday!

by gay rat boy December 15, 2021

March 25

a day where you go to your local park, and advertise the among us shop (they sell among us and sex) on the slide, and also eat cake

Bro we gotta go to the park and advertise among us shop!!! it’s march 25th!!!

by sage day March 24, 2022

Only Meat March

In March, you can only eat meat like fish and beef! If you eat anything else other than meat, you are disqualified!

Vegetarian: I already fucking lost Only Meat March.

Dude: Go eat your grass.

by Joking Joker January October 4, 2020

March 3

Slap your taller friend who calls u short.

It's march 3 I better slap my friend.

by Real999🤷‍♂️ March 2, 2024