David

He's the sexiest guy on earth. His Body is strong like Adonis. His voice dark. He's also the best man when it comes to s*x. He has a huge cock and knows how to use. He will make you wet so fast and you will get an orgasm you never reached before.
But dont think he's a fuckboy. He can be the perfect boyfriend. He cares about your problems and always will treat you as his queen. He also is interested in style so he likes going shopping with you. But always remember, dont treat him like a Slave. He's very selfconfident and dont hesitate to leave you because he knows there are millions of other girls wanting him.

You would never find such a smart, sexy and good boyfriend again.
He's the perfect man!
Ahh David you're making me cum.

I love you David, you always listen to my problems.
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David is the sickest most badass name ever spoken by human lips. He is a fighter known to kill lions, bears, and other predators using smooth stones, and he also killed a giant motherfucka when he was like 14.

If you meet a David, make sure to befriend him, that is the most certain way to survive his awesomeness.
I met a David, and he was amazing!
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a big dick white male who is going to fuck your whole family tree
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A person who has cheese in their ass.
Omg he is a David!
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David is a sweat hearted mal, he is also known as simp towards any male or female mostly the male sex. David is also into deep hairy anal with any (homeless/not homeless). His main suspects are usually named : Ashley,Aston,Barry,Espen, The Matthews,Connor,Riley,Joey,Storm.
Oh I heard David loves anal.
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Why is David so handsom, beautiful, successful, warrior, brave and sexy?

Because hes a TOP G from Romania
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A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)
Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
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by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 30, 2021
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