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Beer Fairy

The beer fairy is a magical creature who leaves alcohol in your fridge for you to find the morning after a party. This alcohol is usually completely random and typically half empty.

The beer fairy frequents Greek housing, especially after rush.

Whatever the beer fairy leaves automatically becomes custody of the tenant. Guests from the night before are never allowed to claim the beer fairy's gifts, unless you are having a whiskey breakfast
That party was awesome last night, and the beer fairy left three beers and some vodka in the freezer!
by maggielvr970 September 30, 2012
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Beer muffs

An alcohol induced condition of the ears in which members of the opposite sex sound sexy as hell. Usually accompanied by beer goggles and drunk dialing.
I had my beer muffs on last night when I called my friends ex. Her voice made me fill up a little bit.
by Spudnut October 6, 2012
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Beer Cocktail

When you have beer left over after many nights of drinking that has collected into a large ammount of Alcohol usually with many different types of beer. When you decide to drink this ungodly concauction it usually results in everyone fighting over the best beer in the lot.
Hey man you want to drink tonight? I have a huge beer cocktail after the party last night.
Whats in the beer cocktail?
Just some Heineken and bud light
I got dibs on the Heineken
by Chunkierfish November 27, 2012
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Beer Pennies

Miniature version of "Beer Pong."
Cups: Shot Glasses, or Similar Size
Replacement of Pong Balls: Clean Pennies
Set-up: 6 "cup" pyramid layout with 1 regular sized beer disbursed amongst the cups
Playing Area: Table Short Way, not Long Way. All allowable moves are table top only; steals, bounces etc., there are no saves from the pennies going into the cups.
Players: 2 or more
Beer Penny Winner(s): Eliminated all of the other teams cups
Beer Penny Loser(s): Must consume the rest of the winning teams beer filled cups
See the definition for Beer Pennies, similar to regular sized Beer Pong.
by alaskavalleygirl August 9, 2012
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BEERBUDS

THE GROUP OF YOUR BEST FRIENDS THAT YOU CAN PARTY WITH.
"I ALWAYS KNOW I'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME AT ANY EVENT IF I'M WITH MY BEERBUDS"
by BEERBUDS November 5, 2012
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beer muffs

Virtual ear muffs created by drinking lots of beer. Music and voices seem muffled and therefore less obnoxious, especially when generated by the person wearing the muffs. They also usually convince the wearer that their singing voice is far better than it actually is.
The neighbor's beer muffs convinced him that the music he was blasting and shrieking along to at 3 in the morning wasn't loud enough to bother anyone.
by Nibs Niven March 10, 2013
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beer buds

Originated as a misspelling of "ear buds". Similar to beer goggles, except for your ears. When you listen to something that sounds awful while sober but sounds great while drunk.
"Dude, did you hear the new Nickelback album? It's fucking off the CHAIN!"
"Yeah, you have your beer buds on."
by ArtisOracle March 12, 2013
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