the "friends" talk

I have to give this talk to a guy about every week when I am single. It goes like this: "I really like you, but I have so much going on in my life right now... can we hang? Be friends? Or is it the sort of thing where you don't want anything to do with me if you can't make sweet love to me?" What I mean by it is: You are nice. but you are kind of creepy and I don't think you are physically attractive. Which usually has to do with hygene or lack thereof.

Creepy Guy: "Here, I brought you this lovely stuffed Gnu from Africa."
Me: "Um, Bhalthazar, I think I'm going to have to give you the "friends" talk."

by SeppukuKnife April 9, 2005

Friend Zone

This is the metaphorical "zone" where Women place Men after men do the following thing(s): Talk to her every day, compliment her a lot, invite her to places, buy her food, comfort her when she is sad, listen to her when she is angry, standing up for her, tell her she's beautiful, tell her she's everything, texting her all night when she wants to talk.

After doing any of the above listed things, the woman WILL take you for granted and go fuck a random douche bag who treats her wrong.

Also, this comes with the famous "You're a nice guy but I think we should just be friends" speech.

Friend: Hey so are you still with that girl? You treat her perfect and you guys would be perfect together :)

Me: Stop reminding me of that... I got put in the Friend zone.

Friend: What?!?!?! you were so nice to her though

Me: Exactly.

by Hydryu January 6, 2013

Anchor Friend

A friend who is your connection to a more popular, attractive, or successful group of people that you want to associate with. You need to keep the anchor friend happy in order to stay in touch with the desirable group.

They won't come out tonight unless Brad invites them- he's the anchor friend.

by worksintheory November 10, 2010

Best Friend

A person who sends you strange text messages in the middle of the day and does not reply to them. A person who, despite the fact you know they are INSANE, you still talk to and love.

New Text from Jane:
Yellow Rice= Russian Voice....White rice soaked in Babeh juice!!

Reply To Jane:
Dude....What the heck!?!?

*Three hours later...and still....no reply from the best friend*

by Natttyyy January 24, 2011

Boo Friend

1. A person on the inside track to becoming your boyfriend or girlfriend with whom you are not yet official.

2. A person who you would like to have as your boyfriend or girlfriend but when there is something stopping that from happening.

{Comes from the term of endearment boo. Used on people your flirting with to make them feel special. Boo friend is an unofficial relationship state used to describe anyone you are using that term on who you really like or would like to possibly date in the future.}

1. I'd like to date John but we just met, so for now hes just my boo friend.

2. I'd like to date Robert but hes going off to college and I dont do long distance, so for now hes just my boo friend.

by Tojomo August 1, 2010

monthly friend

When a chick is on her period and gives her man ass sex till the period is over.

I love my woman's time of the month! I get to put it in her bum during her period. That time is my monthly friend.

Period sex anal analsex

by jayklaw May 18, 2016

Friend Collateral

"Borrowing" a persons possession during a get together or sleepover, and then holding it randsom so they still remain friends with said "borrower".

Henry: "Hey Jake could I have my Zelda:Twilight Princess back, I think I left it at your house last week".
Jake: "Sure, I'll bring it in tommorow"
3 weeks later......
Henry: "Hey thanks,Mike, for selling me your Zelda:Twilight Princess for 20 bucks".
Jake: "Wait, you wanted that back? Why didn't you ask"?
Henry: "..............damn friend collateral"

by Robdar102 January 1, 2008