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Leg Runner

Someone who is extremely stupid. They will often lack even the basic knowledge common to small children. Derived from the derogatory phrase "the best part of you ran down your mother's leg."
Person 1: "Yo, that guy just asked me what part of Africa Canada was in!"

Person 2: "Dude's a total Leg Runner..."
by HarbingerOfDumb June 4, 2018
mugGet the Leg Runnermug.

Mum Legs

When a man has legs like a severely overweight women, this man is so ashamed he should never be allowed to wear shorts.

Generally a middle aged man, usually bald and not fat in himself just the owner of enormous legs sometimes likened to the legs of overweight babies (the tyre look)
Jesus... Cover up those mums! Are you pregnant or something!

Bro those things look like fat baby legs... What's that about!

Lad no amount of buckets will sort those mum legs out...

Fuck fella cow n gate should put those mums legs on show
by MANX PROPHET August 18, 2015
mugGet the Mum Legsmug.

texas leg lock

When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in
Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me
by Gio da PANDA July 15, 2016
mugGet the texas leg lockmug.
Celebrated on October 14th it involves cutting off a persons leg to make them shorter, in preparation for National throw short people day.
Prepare to be short for it’s national cut off people’s legs day
by Eternal fire October 21, 2025
mugGet the National Cut off people’s legs Daymug.

smack leg

When a junkie/ gear head has to resort to shooting up in there leg because all the veins in there arm have collapsed. Usually very unsightly and covers in scabs and weeping puss ulcers.
“Omg gross check dans smack leg, it fucking stinks
by Lord fuckquad December 19, 2023
mugGet the smack legmug.

gradient legs

(noun) a tan that fades from tan to white in the leg area; a less abrupt tan line
Alexandra developed gradient legs after wearing a combo of pants, dresses, and shorts.
by mikethebangsta July 31, 2011
mugGet the gradient legsmug.

Leg Hurty

a fake condition used to make excuses so that you don’t have to squat.
“I’m supposed to be maxing out next week but idk”
‘Why?’
“Leg hurty ):”
by lifta December 9, 2022
mugGet the Leg Hurtymug.

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