fuck nook

The area in your home where you consistently find yourself having spontaneous sex. Typically a kitchen or dining area.

Jen and Shaun, yet again, found themselves naked in the kitchen fuck nook for some early morning fun.

by Twin flame JS May 19, 2020

Fuck it bucket

When you can’t be fucked doing something

Are we gonna go out

Nah put that straight in the fuck it bucket

by Belinda is sexy June 22, 2020

Fucked a Lemon

A progression on the common phrase 'sucking a lemon' meaning to visually express irritation or disdain. To appear as though one has 'fucked a lemon' exaggerates this negative perception even further.

'Aditi's not happy, she's got a face like she's fucked a lemon'

by Robster88 August 26, 2020

fuck hood

Another name for condom

Partner 1: Babe let’s fuck.
Partner 2: Ok I’ll get the fuck hood.

by Natehiggers1332 October 8, 2020

floppy fuck

Having sex with a flaccid penis; also as a noun, an aquaintance who's fetish is going in soft.

"Alex is such a floppy fuck!"

by Jacked unicorn April 20, 2017

desk fucking

When you drill a hole in a desk and fuck the hole and then cum into a pencil box

There was a kid desk fucking at school.. I never saw him again after that.

by Salmon_Slapper May 23, 2017

Fuck tire

Roll your partner up like a tire (feet over shoulders), and take it to pound town.

Last night my girl let me try a fuck tire.

by Rusty Taint November 20, 2017