Zed Talks

An online series of talks from the basement of a pawn shop. Past topics have included the pros and cons of having a gimp, motorcycles, and stories of being a security guard. The audience always includes the pawn shop owner, a couple of guys with ball gags in their mouths, and a gimp.

You should watch the latest Zed Talks about the pros and cons of owning a gimp, it might not be as great as you think it will be Mr. Pink.

by SenorSauce January 18, 2024

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Real Talk

1. A disclaimer before a comment, which could potentially be misconstrued as sarcasm, that affirms it is completely true and/or sincere.

Real talk: This definition is correct. Accept no substitutes.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 6, 2025

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Dive talking

When you don’t wanna say something in person so you say it through something but not necessarily

“Omg Ashley I texted Ashton as if I was dive talking but it felt so good to get it off my chest and just tell him I was in love with him”.

by Dutches February 14, 2018

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Break off talks

Meaning to interupt conversations or disagreeing with them.

Girl: "I want to come in a limo, get that 1,000 dollar dress I've always wanted,and I want to.."

Dad: "Woah, no. 1,000 dollars for a dress?!"

Girl: " Dad, why do you always break off talks?!"

by S_M.A/R-t April 18, 2009

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All Talk/All Action

A sleazy line used to seal the deal with trashy women.

Mother: How was your Saturday Night?
Son: Good. I used the All Talk/All Action line to seal the deal with some chick.

Sister: Don’t expect that line to work with classy women.

by Slabshack November 30, 2018

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