Straight with extra steps

Being bisexual dating a bisexual

Hey bro are you dating someone

Then:yeah she bi
So y'all are straight with extra steps

by Hehe funny October 21, 2025

amitoj straight

An amitoj straight is when you are playing poker with your buddies and play as if you have a straight, but you're really missing a Jack and actually don't have shit

I just hit an amitoj straight!

by eatttttttttt August 30, 2025

ur continent no straight

the insult worse than
ur brother a mother
ur granny tranny
ur sister mister
ur mom gay
ur dad lesbian
ur grandpap a trap
ur family transgender
ur country bisexual

Guy 1:ur mom gay
Guy 2:ur dad lesbian
Guy 1:ur family transgender
Guy 2:ur country bisexual
Guy 1:ur continent no straight
Guy 2:*Dies in extreme unstoppable pain*

by WoodenArcher June 20, 2018

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Straight Gerbin' It

When your friend in any game plays like a passive pansy

"Dude he's just straight Gerbin' it right now. He just Gerb'd all over."

by Gerbiest of them all June 11, 2025

pretty straight for a bent guy

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you

“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “

“ hey man Your pretty straight for a bent guy”

by Stayout March 1, 2019

straight-uwu

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality

You are Straight-uwu if you:

Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight

Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu

by Cringeologist March 9, 2021