burnt horse poo

Crusty poo.

Burnt horse poo tastes like dried toast.

by Debskelly1985 May 16, 2023

Keeley poo play

A play made in year 3 by Chloe and Amy consisting of acting as keeley pooing significantly loud.

Would you like so see the keeley poo play?

Of course I do!

by Princeouma February 25, 2021

Cock-a-doodle-poo

When the rooster days of strutting around with an unclipped beak filling up the hatcheries from banging defenseless hens are over. It's when the bachelor flocks anal pecking causes a lot more than explosive diarrhea. It's when the promiscuous days start to take their toll and the rooster begins to whoop Faecal droppings uncontrollably creating a cheap ass comedy act which causes embarrassment and feather staining.

Dr Chook: "If you're going to allow Giffer into the house, you'd have to start putting him in nappies"
Delaware: "Nappies!, why do they have chicken nappies?"
Dr Chook: "Of course they do, there's many colours to choose from. They're reusable and you can just drop the poo into your garden"
Delaware: "Great, I shall buy him nappies". "He likes to come in and lay on the couch and play fortnite, eat all our food, he even invites his canine friend Tom and they both snuggle up together in bed, at least i don't have to worry about picking up trails of droppings". "He actually entertains us with his lame jokes that all end with Cock-a-doodle-poo"
Dr Chook: "They have purple nappies with bling on sale at the Chookmedclinic if your're interested"
Delaware: "Thanks, I'll go check them out later"

by chicken diapers April 13, 2018

Poo Grease Moustache

The act of wiping one's sweaty bum crack with a finger and smearing the result under another's nose to give the wearer an untraceable poo smell.

Lewie was pissed with Andy and couldn't wait for him to fall asleep so he could reward him with a poo grease moustache.

by VitaminP April 4, 2015

Puff (poo-ff)

Jamaican word Meaning gay

Look at them gay puff (poo-ff)

by Peyytk February 3, 2015

Pussy poo hell

1. The start of hellclown according to reddit

2. Where all the horny people go when they die

1. Hellclown tricky: PUSSY POO HELL

2. Horny jail guard: you are gonna be executed for being too horny

Horny: atleast I can be horny in hell

Horny jail guard: nah you going to pussy poo hell

by Hehe I cheated June 30, 2021

Penny poo nanny

A large amount of pennies going to the bank

I have a bag of penny's poo nanny and I'm going to the bank to cash them in,then I'll know how much penny poo nanny has.

by anonymous October 31, 2021