Clock-Blocked

When you are perfectly aware that something is hindering your direct vision of a clock in your house, such as dirty dishes blocking a stove clock, or leftover time on a Microwave oven from an unfinished cooking session. Something that you could easily clear and view the time, but you are too lazy to do so.

Friend: Dude, what time is it?"
Me: "I don't know, there's still ten seconds on the microwave from when I cooked popcorn, If you want to know, go clear it.."
Friend: "Your house Clock-Blocked me just now...

by Reverend Joseph August 4, 2012

national bite a block of cheese day

on December 4th everyone must take a bite of a block of cheese

Today is National Bite a Block of Cheese Day time to bite a block of cheese.

by Chimmy Taeknology December 4, 2020

Aces-Block

Ace is shorten for da last name of the leada of Ace-blocks and all know locations of these hoodlum blocks are Rahway, and Los Angeles. What to call each block is A-block

Ay man, I heard Carl Whitan from Aces-Block snitched.

by JerkingAP October 9, 2023

A block on a cock

Literally what the term says, when a man/trans-fluid person with his/her penis erectile puts heavy weights on it for sexual pleasure and stimulation, and as a flex to see how strong his/her cock is.

I put A block on a cock, well, more specifically, my trans girlfriend's cock to see how much stronger her cock is compared to my tiny little pimple penis. Oh she came so hard the cum blast literally lifted up the 50 pound block and that made my pimple penis cum as well, causing my penis to grow 8 inches with my cum alone. Damn what a dream

by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022

Cock block

A person that comes between you and your boyfriend/girlfriend

I kept tryna talk to my girl but Maria kept being a cock block

by Rere272728 April 25, 2019

Block Blast

The second upcoming of mobile contracting addictions which had been invented for the main purpose of increasing screen time

Omar: Hey wanna go out outside
Robert: No I'm busy playing Block Blast

by Blaza_Boi December 20, 2024

lard cock-block

A woman or man (or both) that is so fat that they can't hookup with their sex partner, because their fat prevents them from reaching each other's genital areas.

Man, my dad couldn't stick his penis in my mom, because my mom was a lard cock-block.

by LOLZDaniel777 June 6, 2017