Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021

Mud Monster

when you're having so much fun that you wouldn't even notice if you were covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by GayPenguin September 17, 2021

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Mattress Monster

A Mattress Monster is a fat and or butt ugly broad who likes rough and dirty sex and is likely to be infected with multiple varieties of crotch rot.

Dude 1: "Hey man, that broad's hot. I'd do her so hard her grandmother would cum!"
Dude 2: "Oh man! That's sick, you couldn't pay me to stick my dick in that fucking mattress monster. She looks like the love child of Roseanne Barr and Caitlyn Jenner!

by Nubian_Mattress_Monster July 15, 2016

googie monster

someone who has consumed six or more pills in one night.

Holy shit, that guy doing the melbourne shuffle in the corner is such a googie monster nom nom nom

by nomnomnomilovegoogies December 22, 2009

the brian monster

A sexy beast who is gay but in denial and secretly wants to nail his best friend

Paul is the Brian monster

by Gay bastard fart June 26, 2016

Tikness Monster

A scary and delusional monster with
red hair who comes to tickle and whisper silly thoughts in your ear

“OMG NO ITS THE TIKNESS MONSTER!!!”

by dicksleeve February 5, 2023