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peeing on your tree

To claim someone or something.

Like a dog marks their territory.
"You are mine, I'm peeing on your tree."

"Did you see john's heart eyes on Sally's thirst trap? He is totally peeing on her tree."
by LOOTxSAVAGE July 8, 2025
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A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.
Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.
by QuacksO November 15, 2025
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Christmas Tree Bullying

When you have the same tree and decorations year after year hoping that your style will come back around, but it never does and people Christmas tree bully you for this.
Christmas tree bullying ruined my Christmas and tinsel and beads
by Lololo.24 November 20, 2021
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tree watcher

People that come up into the mountains from the city. Generally used by mountain folk as a derogatory term for city people.
Damn there's a bunch of tree watchers today
by DaPinkPoptart January 19, 2015
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Tree-huggery

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.
by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014
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Dime Tree

Person one: Look it's an apple tree by the dime tree
by Peter Snider April 29, 2022
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