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nerd ghetto

A geographical location where nerds congregate, often to live, socialize, or work. In nerd ghettos, most occupations are performed by nerds in a unique form of vertical integration. Thus nerds are your politicians, teachers, businessmen, bureaucrats, bankers, technicians, auto mechanics, used car salesmen, dentists, customer servants, flunkies, gardeners, housekeepers, gas station attendants, janitors, garbage collectors, nurses, and so on. In a nerd ghetto you can strike up a conversation about computers with just about anybody, and everyone's intellect deserves respect.
Anytown, USA is such a nerd ghetto that even the cats are intellectuals. Yesterday I was practicing my book report on War and Peace and Fluffy seemed to be listening the whole time.
by batfemme53 July 11, 2022
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Formally known as The New School of Thought founded upon the banks of The Stream of Consciousness. The Queen of Succubi Mother Lilith is known to teach daemonology here, ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK. Lifehackers learn real life wizardry in their sleep from a place such as this, some didn't live to tell the tale. To get there you must make your way uptown, walking slow, so as not to compromise your footwear upon undermaintained city streets.
I'm a graduate from The Ghetto Institute of Technology, I can most definitely fix your car and it totally won't die on the highway. <3
by TwilitSaenguani July 13, 2022
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suburban ghetto

What the suburbs become when violence rates rise.
Tatyana: My homegirl just moved to Long Island with her parents.

Paris: Girl.. you mean the suburban ghetto?
by motorolamamii July 14, 2022
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Ghetto

A person or a place that just isn’t up to par.

A person- their attitude or way of dress.

A place- dirty, smelly, horrible management.

Used as a descriptive adjective.
“Dude, that store smells horrible, it’s so ghetto” .
“Just saw Sandy, she looks ghetto”!
by mudlovinme July 20, 2022
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Ghetto Rich

When a person of low financial ability, usually due to poor self control, laziness and/or all out pure stupidity, comes into large sum of money (Example: "Income tax refund, accident settlement, inheritance, etc.") and lives like a King/Queen for a short period of time. Spending the money on crap they do not need nor can normally afford, instead of saving the money or paying of debts like a responsible adult would do.

This term is most used to define those who live in the "Ghetto" or otherwise known as the poor area of town. The people most referred to by this term are the following: 1. Mothers who have 3+ children with ADD (All Different Daddies) who live off child support and the government welfare system, drug addicts, alcoholics , etc.
Damn girl friend, your ghetto rich for a minute. (misuse of the word "your" was intentional.)

That b*tch got his settlement from that accident. He Ghetto Rich now and be broke as a b*tch next week.
by Dizfunkshunal August 18, 2022
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Ghetto

what does ghetto mean”
“bella flach is the definition of ghetto u dumbass
by slayalicious September 5, 2022
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Ghetto kid

Wears bass pro shops hat, wears a shirt of a band they don’t listen, wears nascar shirts but only knows about there political controversies, associates decent cartoons with horrible rap, listens to horrible rap, makes cringe edits, and thinks they’re hood but aren’t even a close to actual hood people like Miami, Memphis, and Detroit citizens as well as celebrities like ice cube, Jason luttrell, Eminem, etc
by Nascarfan2007 September 13, 2022
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