Snake 🐍

A snake is a person that goes behind people's backs or snitches

You're such a Snake 🐍

by 3rrrroRrr February 09, 2020

Cunt Snake

When someone slithers in and is cunty without reason.

Sandra Dee was such a cunt snake during that meeting today.

by Walvas June 12, 2022

Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 08, 2020

Snow Snake

A pejorative for Russians. Because they are sneaky cold-blooded reptiles, and also covered in snow

These fucking snow snakes are bombing Crimea

I hope the snow snakes stop uploading shit in Russian. I Sure would love Kingsman 2 in English. Instead of them snow snake clucks and whistles.

by Fuckrussia October 06, 2017

Body Armour with a Snake

Anyone with an engineering degree.

Wife: "Wow, what are you wearing?",
Mr. Stuff: "It's engineering, what does it look like?",
Wife: "Body Armour with a Snake?",
Mr. Stuff: "Have you ever seen an engineer before?"

by NonScumRebel August 23, 2021

crying snakes

An alternation for "Christ sakes" for when you have verbal communication issues that day and can't talk right.

You can't do that for crying snakes!

by CaramelloKoala October 31, 2015

potty snake

The poop in the toilet that resembles a snake coming out of its hole in the ground.

Damn! There’s a potty snake in that bathroom.

by SphincterWizard February 22, 2021